Really, Simmons. Really. Why doesn't Grif come out there and see for himself? Really?
Grif still has his helmet on, so it's impossible to see his extremely unimpressed do you know who you're talking to-expressioned stare, but Simmons can probably feel the waves of judgment coming off Grif anyway. You know, like radiation. Hateful radiation.
"So, one, between the two of us I'm the one that contains more meat. If there's something out there that wants to eat people, then they're probably going to go for me over you, and I'm not okay with that." Simmons the brave, flawless decoy protector. Keeping the less fortunate fleshbags alive. "Two, I'm all the way over here, and you're already out there. Let's just avoid unnecessary steps." Literal unnecessary steps, in Grif's opinion. He's already walked too far around this compound today, he is not going to march out there only to have to turn and hightail it back inside if there are Grif-eating gremlins or whatever outside.
no i'm allergic i can't have it
Grif still has his helmet on, so it's impossible to see his extremely unimpressed do you know who you're talking to-expressioned stare, but Simmons can probably feel the waves of judgment coming off Grif anyway. You know, like radiation. Hateful radiation.
"So, one, between the two of us I'm the one that contains more meat. If there's something out there that wants to eat people, then they're probably going to go for me over you, and I'm not okay with that." Simmons the brave, flawless
decoyprotector. Keeping the less fortunate fleshbags alive. "Two, I'm all the way over here, and you're already out there. Let's just avoid unnecessary steps." Literal unnecessary steps, in Grif's opinion. He's already walked too far around this compound today, he is not going to march out there only to have to turn and hightail it back inside if there are Grif-eating gremlins or whatever outside.