If this was real and I was kidnapped, why'd they give me a sword? And why wasn't I tied up and put in weird positions? That's what really happens to kidnapped girls. Come to think of it, I did eat some weird chicken last night, didn't I...?

[She shrugs, taking back the sword and then leaning on it like it's a walking cane. Look, she doesn't have a sheath for it, what else is she supposed to do?]

I definitely think I saw your character design on TV, too. Definitely dreaming.