crotchpunch: (Then it's time to kill again)
Jᴇᴀɴᴇ ([personal profile] crotchpunch) wrote in [community profile] jumpscares 2015-07-10 10:28 pm (UTC)

[Oh thank god. Finally, someone with an actual brain. This whole place just reeked of like every horror movie ever, yet there were all these people just wandering about looking confused. Free snacks for the zombies, if there were any. Probably were. Or "non-zombie" zombies. Like fungus creatures or infected or whatever they were calling them these days. What a bunch of bullshit. Zombies are zombies.

Regardless, she seems amused if nothing else. Sticking together isn't really here thing, but it's definitely a good idea if you want to Not Die in a horror film. That second bit, however...]


And what if we run into a tribe of freakshows? Being a virgin just gets your ass tossed in a volcano.

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