crotchpunch: (And say goodnight)
Jᴇᴀɴᴇ ([personal profile] crotchpunch) wrote in [community profile] jumpscares 2015-07-20 02:25 am (UTC)

[Eyebrow raise. Admittedly talking pop culture isn't exactly the first thing she expected to be doing, but...oh who is she kidding.]

Alright. So there's this guy called Jigsaw, like I mentioned earlier. He kidnaps people and puts them in these really sadistic situations. In order to get out, you've gotta do something horrible. Usually kill someone, cut off your own leg, you know. Typically horrible movie VS. Anyway, one girl had this bear trap thing on her head. She had to get the key to out of this guy's corpse in order to unlock it. Which is gross, but when she finally gets up the nerve to do it, turns out the guy's still alive.

So she kills him, rips the key out of him, and uses it to save her ass. It's hilarious.

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