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[wyld_child]

Some flyers are found tacked to the notice board:

Flyer 1) ! Get in Mah Belleh

Tina is building something that's so awesome it's too awesome to tell you about it. But she needs your help anyway. Go into the wilderness and defeat the enemy known as Tubby A$$Hole to retrieve the item he stole and return it to Tina.

Optional Mission
Difficulty: Normal
Rewards (pick one): 1 full gas can, a dagger, or a really cool hat

ACCEPT? PRESS A. (MAX PARTY OF 3 / STYLE: COMBAT)

Flyer 2) ! Magic Matt XXL

Tina wants you to get your groove on. You know, for science...

Optional Mission
Difficulty: Easy
Rewards (pick one): Three canned food items, A slingshot, or magic underpants

ACCEPT? PRESS B. (MAX PARTY OF 3 / STYLE: HUMOR)