[ when he'd realized, y'know — zombie apocalypse and all — he thought, hey, at least i won't starve to death. there was probably still plenty of wildlife around, right?
but fuck, it turns out wildlife is really hard to catch. roger has the speed and stamina for it, he's physically capable of hunting for his own food, but he's come to realize that there's some technique required. it'll probably be a while before he can actually sustain himself.
meanwhile, he's fucking hungry. there's someone in the kitchen, he can hear them before he walks in, but he's not familiar enough to identify trident guy before he lays eyes on him.
he's kind of glad it's him, though. better the big dumb hero you know than the big dumb hero you don't, right? ]
If you're drawin' up this week's menu, I'm gonna suggest enchiladas for the special. Always a hit.
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but fuck, it turns out wildlife is really hard to catch. roger has the speed and stamina for it, he's physically capable of hunting for his own food, but he's come to realize that there's some technique required. it'll probably be a while before he can actually sustain himself.
meanwhile, he's fucking hungry. there's someone in the kitchen, he can hear them before he walks in, but he's not familiar enough to identify trident guy before he lays eyes on him.
he's kind of glad it's him, though. better the big dumb hero you know than the big dumb hero you don't, right? ]
If you're drawin' up this week's menu, I'm gonna suggest enchiladas for the special. Always a hit.