taction: (peter100)
amazing, spider-man. ([personal profile] taction) wrote in [community profile] jumpscares 2015-07-12 05:31 am (UTC)

HELP WANTED: LAB PARTNER

[ The subject line is written in red on a white piece of paper. It appears on July 10th 2015 ]

Looking for science types, ideally with lab experience handling hazardous materials but general knowledge is also fine, pay is zero dollars and a cookie (first come, first serving), preferably interested in solving mysteries and laughing at my jokes.

Hi, I’m Peter (the brunette). I woke up with a syringe full of unidentified liquid and will be examining it in the lab with the sign SYRINGE MEETING on the door tomorrow morning. Anyone and everyone welcome, even if you just want to observe, as there is obviously no application process. Of course, I’ll be sure to publish any findings for the curious here, too.


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